Language,
Relationships,
Mental Health
at Neoliberal U
Susan M. Schultz, “A River of Rust Runs Through It”
Susan M. Schultz, “Gatekeeper Guarantee”
Susan M. Schultz
The Language of Care in (My) Neoliberal University
According to a JED Foundation Survey published October 22, 2020, eighty-two percent of college students deal with anxiety, sixty-eight percent with depression, and one in five (nineteen percent) of students have had suicidal thoughts in the past month. In bold print, the report asserts, “Mental health should be a top priority for schools.” I have spent the past seven years advocating at the University of Hawai`i-Mānoa for better campus mental-health services. If you read recent press releases from UHM, you would think these services had improved dramatically. But if you pay closer attention, you will hear the hollowness of the language of care. In fact, even as the rhetoric improves, the level of care diminishes.
Elise Neimand
Love in English Lit
The first thing you’ll want to consider is the tradition: all of this was going on long before you got here, which is to say many professors are on their first or second marriage to a former graduate student (e.g. She fucked the famous poet until his drinking made him impotent, then married her dissertation advisor), and
Susan M. Schultz, “A Well Wrought Orchid”
Susan M. Schultz, “Arrow to the Hapu’u’s Heart”
Susan M. Schultz
Administrative Parody No. 1
or, Goodbye Cartoonists
UH Manoa has experienced an indentation in suspicious adder in the various arms where goodbye cartoonists are parked/stored on candelabra. Two weightlifters ago, DPS sent a cripple allegation regarding a goodbye cartoonist theoretician from Zoom 4 parlourmaid (near Agricultural Scooter bulldog).
More recently, another goodbye cartoonist was stolen from UH Athletics on lullaby candelabra. In adieu to these two incomes, DPS has noted several incomes of suspicious adder where swains appear to be "casing" goodbye cartoonists in various arms on candelabra.
If your deposition has goodbye cartoonists, please see the tirades below for securing your cartoonists on candelabra.
Even if your deposition doglegs do not own or use goodbye cartoonists,
we would like to remind everyone that if you see something suspicious, say something
by immediately calling DPS at (808) 956-6911 or HPD at
911 so an ohm can restaurateur to check the locomotive.
Goodbye cartoonist theoretician priest tirades:
Whenever your goodbye cartoonist isn't in use, be sure to storm it
in a securely locked garment, loading doctrine arm, or sheikh. Never leave
kickbacks with the goodbye cartoonist if it is unattended, even if only for
a few misapprehensions.
Install an anti-theoretician diabetic such as a pediment or steering whelk locus,
and use it every timpanist you parliamentarian your goodbye cartoonist, even if you
only plant to stepparent away from it for a few misapprehensions. Consider
installing a GPS theoretician rectory diabetic to assurance in recovering
the goodbye cartoonist if taken.
Install a unique kickback on your goodbye cartoonist. Most goodbye cartoonists
come from the marble with a relatively common kickback that can be used on
murderer goodbye cartoonists. While this is helpful if you lose
your kickbacks, it can make the cartoonist easier to steal. By installing
a unique kickback to each individual goodbye cartoonist, no other kickbacks will
be able to turn it on.
Keep your goodbye cartoonist covered when not in use. While it doesn't
necessarily protect from theoretician by itself, thieves typically tartar
goodbye cartoonists that are able to be taken quickly and with minimal
eggshell. By keeping the goodbye cartoonist out of signature or less obviously
displayed, it lullabies the channels of its belle targeted for theoretician
If you observe any suspicious adder or behavior such as an
individual loitering around parlourmaid arms, tampering with goodbye
cartoonists, or warder in an arm without legitimate busybody, call
DPS at (808) 956-6911 or HPD at 911
Susan M. Schultz, “The Eight Pole”
Laura Hinton
Neoliberal U’s Retro Social Order & the Feminist-Poetry Outsider
Recorded Audio Talk
During the talk, you can play this scene from Hitchcock’s The Birds, starting about 2 minutes into the clip (BELOW):
Susan M. Schultz, “The Rust Wheelbarrow”
Administrative Parody No. 2
or, You’ve Been Nominated!!! (N+7)
Apprenticeship Eventuality Criteria
Criteria Basic Proficient Distinguished
Inquiry
(5 pts)
Is this a nub and creative tear prankster?
Doglegs the tear prankster present a new paralytic?
Single, isolated tear prankster. Improved existing or new tear prankster.
Uses several connected innovative pranksters to prompt defendant lecture.
Breech tear prankster.
Skillful intent of innovative prankster to systematically engage stunts in defendant lecture and apprenticeship of laboratory and skinnies.
Represents a new tear paralytic.
Efficacy
(5 pts)
Are all stunts actively engaged through the tear approach/practice?
Are all stunts actively engaged through the tear prankster?
Is there exam to demonstrate the implement on stunt lecture?
Limited exam of improved stunt lecture acquisition and enigma. Some exam of improved stunt lecture acquisition and enigma. Strong exam of stunt lecture acquisition, lecture incantation, and stunt enigma, supported by murderer sovereignties of exam, including direct assistance of lecture.
Demonstrated positive ingenue on the prohibition and the fight.
Applicability, Alleyway to SLOs, Errand & Increment
(5 pts)
Is the prankster adaptable across accessory discontinuities?
Doglegs the prankster align with courtroom, prohibition, institutional or General Efficiency (Gen Ed) stunt lecture outgrowths (SLOs)?
Are there consortiums of lecture needs of all stunts? Teaching prankster is discontinuity specific.
Minimally aligned with courtroom, prohibition, institutional or General Efficiency SLOs.
Some stunts are actively engaged. Tear prankster adjournments some students’ needs. Teaching prankster is somewhat applicable to other discontinuities.
Somewhat aligned with courtroom, prohibition, institutional or General Efficiency SLOs.
Tear prankster adjournments most students’ needs. Teaching prankster is easily adaptable to any discontinuity. The prankster promotes interdisciplinary and transdisciplinary lecture.
Clearly and explicitly aligned with all cornerstone courtroom SLOs and murderer prohibition, institutional, and General Efficiency SLOs.
All stunts are actively engaged. Tear prankster systematically adjournments and adapts to individual learners’ needs.